Books They Should Write
Here is a list of Israeli leaders and their most likely future book projects, inspired by their careers and experiences. Sorry I have no time to actually produce or design the covers; may be in the future. Also I'll have more titles released as soon as we confirm other leaders' books contrats; so stay posted!Shimon Peres: The Grapes of Wrath: An Introduction to Israeli Wine-Making
Ehud Olmert: Dismantled: How t Destroy A Country in 24 Hours and Feel Good About It!
Amir Preretz: The Idiot: A Biography
Tzipi Livni: The Bridges of Beirut County: Memoirs of A Smitten Woman
Ariel Sharon: The Seven Habits of Highly Destructive People: A Personal Manual
Shaul Mofaz: Mofaz Bites: 101 Ways to Barbecue Arabs!
Benyamin Netanyahu: Terrorizing Terror: Tearing Terra Terroristic Terror in Territorial Tartar Tehran Terrain Terrier Terrorism!
Haim Ramon: Justice Served: Why Ten Eyes for One is Beautiful
Dan Halutz: The Official Jet-fighter’s Guide to the Galaxy: Zen and the Art of Carpet Bombing
Ehud Barak: La Femme Fatale: Perverts and the Secrets of Killers in Disguise
Roni Bar-On: Coping With Katyushas: Surviving 200 Rockets A day and Looking Great
Dan Gillerman: How To Learn Bullshit In 7 Days (And Speak It Like A Diplomat)
posted by bandicoot @ 2:29 PM
4 Comments:
loll...funky-ass!
md- thanks; I'm working on the second list and it'll probably be more global!
This is one of the funniest and most profound posts I have read in a while.
thank you hesham; sometimes you have to try and find humor in the worst things and sadest experiences!
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